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REAL HORROR

SUPERNATURAL ELEMENTS, religious or satanic aspect, creatures, zombies, vampires, werewolves, dolls, entities, witches (especially witches) are not REAL HORROR. I know that horror is a generic term and anything with a bit of blood and a couple of jump scares is categorized as horror, but enough with the bullshit. THERE ARE BETTER HORROR MOVIES OUT THERE, THAT CAN CHANGE YOUR FUCKING LIFE AND CAN BLOW YOUR BRAINS. THIS ENTIRE LIST IS A FUCKING JOKE!

In case you wish to discuss it, go ahead, but I have the arguments for every single movie here. Half of those movies are almost bad, while some are good and well-made, but they are not HORROR, not even close. We need to start respecting the word once again. What you feel about most of those movies is an almost sexual desire, cause some are attractive and collectible or remind you of something you love. You like to buy them and you like to watch them, but most of those sucked BIG TIME the moment you have projected them to a family member or to a friend. Be honest. And do not forget the word HORROR, this is not about which of those movies are good or not!

I AM VERY HONEST and I KNOW YOU ARE NOT GOING TO LOVE IT!

100 Best Horror Movies ROTTEN TOMATOES

My fucking critique of the list

Where to start with this list. First of all IT IS MORE SCI-FI than horror.

GET OUT is a satire and not even close to horror.

CALIGARI is way too old, it has last scared people in the 1920's. A QUIET PLACE IS SCI-FI and SUPERNATURAL, so I don't bite. PSYCHO is Hitchcock's attempt to fuck another blonde and to sell a stupid idea based on Ed Gein, that magically transformed the killer into a transvestite, cause Hollywood assholes were pushing the conservative idea that gays and transvestites could all be killers (NONE SERIAL KILLER SO FAR WAS A TRANNY). If you think PSYCHO is horror, go dress yourself up and suck a cock right now! KING KONG is SCI-FI monster flick and a fucking DRAMA, symbolizing THE BEAUTY & THE BEAST STORY. Nosferatu, a great adaptation of a silly book. Not even close to horror. REPULSION, even though made by a pervert, sure, it's psychological horror. BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN, stop sucking golden Hollywood's tiny cock, it's over! BADADOOK supposedly symbolic, but it supported the existence of the demon, so, this is childish. ROSEMARY'S BABY is religious and I do not touch religion and I don't consider anything related to any religion as horrifying or scary. FRANKENSTEIN, NO! ALIENS has non-existing creatures and it is SCI-FI, cool, but still NO! IT FOLLOWS does not belong to any list. LET THE RIGHT ONE IN is SUPERNATURAL and not scary, cool movie though. NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD is classic and I appreciate it, but it has ZOMBIES and that makes it moronic, but it was a great symbolism back then and had the balls to kill the lead black guy, huge thing for the 1960's. HEREDITARY doesn't even make sense, it can only scare little children. EYES WITHOUT A FACE is the second horror one, FREAKS is the third on this list. THE VVITCH, fuck off with witch stories, focus on the cocksuckers who killed innocent girls in Salem, that's the story there. SILENCE OF THE LAMBS is well-done, Buffalo fuckin' BILL is A HUGE BULLSHIT, SERIAL KILLERS ARE NOT TRANSGENDER AND VICE VERSA, he makes the whole movie suck, even though he acted well. PAN'S LABYRINTH comes from a horror fan, too romantic, too supernatural. Half of its story is the REAL HORROR, the whole Franco concept. EVIL DEAD 2 is a COMEDY people! THE BIRDS is BIRDEMIC of the 1960's, TRASH. HALLOWEEN by Carpenter is the fourth horror movie here. GOJIRA symbolic about the atomic bombs and the monster is Japan, that slowly took over the world, but SCI-FI. DON'T LOOK NOW barely makes it out of the supernatural zone, well-made horror, but not very strong, more like a GIALLO. THE INNOCENTS because of Capote is horror, so is the original VANISHING. CABIN IN THE WOODS is SCI-FI SPLATTER COMEDY ACTION. INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS is classic SCI-FI with a bit of Capgras-Fregoli Syndome, barely horror. HOUSE OF WAX is nostalgic old horror, but not in the top 100. DRAG ME TO HELL is anorexia SATIRE. A GIRL WALKS HOME ALONE AT NIGHT is a cool concept, but it is SUPERNATURAL and not exactly horror, what? Free Women seeking for sex are dangerous? FUCK OFF! IT is SUPERNATURAL, EVIL DEAD nowadays a LATEX weird comedy for children, tested as boring with every adult I know of, CARRIE is good but Supernatural and religious partly, YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN a COMEDY assholes! RE-ANIMATOR also a black splatter comedy, not horror, THE LOVED ONES kinda cool but too comedic for horror. NOSFERATU again, KINSKI was scary indeed, yes! HE, not Nosferatu! WRECKMEISTER HARMONIES is a bizarre choice, I have met Bella Tarr and I am not sure that this belongs here! THE LOVE WITCH is as horror as LION KING! SUSPIRIA supernatural, but great visuals and amazing moments! ROOM 237 is a DOC and it is obviously NOT HORROR! TRAIN TO BUSAN has zombies, so no! NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET would barely make it out of the stupid supernatural zone, but it doesn't. It is a scary movie though. ZOMBIELAND is a comedy with a sad Bill Murray cameo. THE ENDLESS is supernatural. SHAUN OF THE DEAD is a COMEDY! THE HOST is a creature-supernatural something. DRACULA sucks! THE FLY is dope, but is SCI-FI. I don't like CAM but it was at least horror and realistic. WHATEVER HAPPENS TO BABY JANE is a bit boring, but at least a good movie. I am divided about IT COMES AT NIGHT, but not a first choice for top 100. ERASERHEAD is what it is! DAWN OF THE DEAD is a classic horror movie, but supernatural apart of symbolic, so it goes elsewhere. DON'T BREATHE, well I was breathing well, while sleeping during the movie, very boring! PHANTOM OF THE OPERA scared our grand-grand-grand mothers! WE ARE STILL HERE, I like Barbara Crampton, but NO! HALLOWEEN re-remake is for fans of the series only! LET ME IN is supernatural and a needless remake. FRANKENWEENIE?? LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS?? Finally TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE, good fucking horror. SHINING is also horror, cause Kubrick eliminated the supernatural ghost elements. Nothing against UPGRADE, but NOT HORROR!! BLAIR WITCH PROJECT made good usage of the first army GPS devices, the witch element is stupid and you can trace CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST scenes inside. BONE TOMAHAWK, DEAD ZONE, MISERY and WICKER MAN are horror movies, not strong ones, but good ones. CONJURING, I don't even know what to say about it, it was boring. THE EXORCIST is a movie I will analyze for you in a unique way, I have spent a lot of time on it. Together with CRONOS, ORPHANAGE and 28 DAYS LATER, all supernatural, they are not exactly horror. More like fantasy. I would give it to Stephen King and GERALD'S GAME, but nothing new here. I will prove it. DEVIL'S CANDY is religious and supernatural, the most boring elements in movies. AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON is a Supernatural Comedy. NEAR DARK manages to stay in the real horror category. POLTERGEIST is a Spielberg fantasy vehicle and a comedy. HENRY is good. THIS IS THE END?? Are you serious?? CHRONICLE is good but SCI-FI. BACKCOUNTRY is fine, action dramatic horror, but not necessarily for the top 100. The same goes for A FIELD IN ENGLAND, not even close in being scary and bad-ass. THE DESCENT is scary but has stupid creatures and rules, supernatural. THE OMEN is a classic but also too religious, so no! DONNIE DARKO is a great movie, we can keep it in the top 100. SAVE THE GREEN PLANET is a COMEDY people! SLITHER is a COMEDY and a gross-fest with whatever is going on there. THE AUTOPSY OF JANE DOE was almost perfect, until it became totally supernatural and boring. GINGER SNAPS a bit comedic, a bit supernatural, it is fun to watch, but NOT HORROR. GOODNIGHT MOMMY, so everything else was worse that this and it made it to the top 100? NO! ALTERED STATED is SCI-FI and very old, nobody even stands to watch it nowadays without falling asleep. WE ARE WHAT WE ARE is not bad at all, but not for the top 100. THE THING is one of m favorite movies of all time, but also SCI-FI. If you put BETTER WATCH OUT, where the fuck is KOLOBOS and 50 other similar movies? THEY LIVE is a SCI-FI comedy.